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Spacey Lives!
"There is a grave threat to Luschia," Prime Minister Meg Ryan Duchess of Ditzyton intoned solemnly in the House of Lords this afternoon. "The anarchist Spacey lives yet!"
For those not fully aware of this statement's connotations: Kevin Spacey was Luschian Lord President 1999-2002, and thereafter Leader of the Liberal Democratic Socialist Labour Party until his "death" on 16 March 2008. As Opposition Leader, the maverick polymath rejuvenated his flagging party, ending the autocratic rule of politicians such as Lord Roman Polanski or Sir Steven Spielberg. However, Spacey's secret dealings with the Alejandrian puppet state Pomevinia in the period leading up to our Schlovowian War (15 March - present) resulted in his execution by hanging in Lecoreno, Pomevinia, on the war's second day alongside deputy leader Thandie Newton.
Now, though, it appears that the victim was actually conman-revolutionary Brad Pitt, husband of famous writer-vampire-antichrist Davina Damian Goodwina. Spacey, evading capture, fled to Ducaliantia and has recently returned to Seacouver, Luschia, joining the infamous Board of Twelve, a fascistic terrorist group.
Spacey's intentions are as yet unclear, but there is one certainty: we are not safe.
Lord President Spacey in repose, 2001
Businessman John Mahoney, reputedly President of the Board of Twelve
For those not fully aware of this statement's connotations: Kevin Spacey was Luschian Lord President 1999-2002, and thereafter Leader of the Liberal Democratic Socialist Labour Party until his "death" on 16 March 2008. As Opposition Leader, the maverick polymath rejuvenated his flagging party, ending the autocratic rule of politicians such as Lord Roman Polanski or Sir Steven Spielberg. However, Spacey's secret dealings with the Alejandrian puppet state Pomevinia in the period leading up to our Schlovowian War (15 March - present) resulted in his execution by hanging in Lecoreno, Pomevinia, on the war's second day alongside deputy leader Thandie Newton.
Now, though, it appears that the victim was actually conman-revolutionary Brad Pitt, husband of famous writer-vampire-antichrist Davina Damian Goodwina. Spacey, evading capture, fled to Ducaliantia and has recently returned to Seacouver, Luschia, joining the infamous Board of Twelve, a fascistic terrorist group.
Spacey's intentions are as yet unclear, but there is one certainty: we are not safe.
Lord President Spacey in repose, 2001
Businessman John Mahoney, reputedly President of the Board of Twelve
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I and my government (e.g. me and me) shall do all we can to bring Spacey to justice. We shall even send you a batch of the KRISS super V system machin-guns to aid you in your war, free of charge.
If you need further assistance please let me know, the Cataogoain 1st armoured platoon is waiting in its barracks, armed with KRISS super V's and many nasty gun-totting vechicles.
Yours most generously
Grand Nomad lloyd
If you need further assistance please let me know, the Cataogoain 1st armoured platoon is waiting in its barracks, armed with KRISS super V's and many nasty gun-totting vechicles.
Yours most generously
Grand Nomad lloyd
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Free speech is not guaranteed! Many of us in this council are dictators (eg. Me). I have recently outlawed freedom of speech in my own country; it is too dangerous to be allowed here.
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We could give the impression of free speach, but those who get a bit too free, could 'win a government holiday', and never come back, the government holiday beimg to the pre Post Master Madhav lands concentration camp, where they will work on government projects.
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Spacey Speech
We're missing the point here: Spacey is alive! What shall we do to stamp out the Board of Twelve?
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We could all join the board of the twelve, then it
a) wouldn't be a board of twevle
and
b) we would be able to control it
a) wouldn't be a board of twevle
and
b) we would be able to control it
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How Lloyd?
How do we control the Board? There isn't actually any evidence that confirms its terroristic activities? Oh, and Emperor Alejandro erred: Baron Klaus Von Esspy is not a member of the Board.
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We could slowly infiltrate the board with top MI.23 agents- I suggest we send in Sebastian Fauwkes- 007, to slowly bend the board around his little finger, whilst gaining control of these people he can inform us of their activities, terrorist or not. If not then we simply have control of 12 masterminds that we can set about destroying our other enemies, if they do have terrorist ambitions then we can use their warriors as suicide bombers a gainst our enemies, make them the 'forlorn hope' 1st division, or something like that.
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Good Idea!
In their secret meeting room (the Chancellor's Closet), Count Prittwitz-Berchtold and Grand Nomad Lloyd shake hands.
"Agreed then, Grand Nomad, I shall set Director Schiller on to assembling an elite core of twenty agents, from whom Mr Fauwkes may handpick four to follow him into the Board's inner sanctum."
"Thank you for your approbation," replies Lloyd with an air of nomadic superiority.
"Agreed then, Grand Nomad, I shall set Director Schiller on to assembling an elite core of twenty agents, from whom Mr Fauwkes may handpick four to follow him into the Board's inner sanctum."
"Thank you for your approbation," replies Lloyd with an air of nomadic superiority.
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Is there any chance someone could inform the dilutional Grand Nomad who Spacey is please, he seems to have forgotten and gone into one of his gibbering madness moments.
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