Happy Yams in Duetaria

"Those Happy Yams are a bunch of bloody traitors!" screams a furious Field-Marshall of the Evil Yams army. "Get them out of Duetaria at once, or else they'll betray you before you can say Happy Yam! I cannot stand to be in a nation where these madmen are free to do what they want! On the other hand, we could always make them our slaves...

The Evil Yam wrote:"Those Happy Yams are a bunch of bloody traitors!" screams a furious Field-Marshall of the Evil Yams army. "Get them out of Duetaria at once, or else they'll betray you before you can say Happy Yam! I cannot stand to be in a nation where these madmen are free to do what they want! On the other hand, we could always make them our slaves...

Do they pose a serious threat? If so the might of Karkelbania will destroy them instantly.

Reasons the Happy Yams pose a SERIOUS threat:

1. They betrayed the Evil Yams.
2. Their founder plays WOW.
3. If you don't ban them now, Patrick will kill you.

Pressmen crowd around a sleek black limousine as it pulls up to the Yamian Ministry of Defence. Waving aside reporters, Field Marshal Waldersee, Commander-in-Chief of Ravenburger-Morovian Armed Forces, and Schiller, Director of the RMSS, enter. They are swiftly chaperoned up to the office of the Minister of Defence.

"Briefly, sir, Ravenburg-Moroviua wishes to state clearly its full intentions of aiding the Evil Yams in removing the Happy Yams from Duetaria," says Waldersee in clipped tones, "We are standing behind your government."

"Your help will be of the greatest value," replied the Minister of Defence.